Chelm Business & Services Directory
Good people, useful services. Explore local businesses, trades and professional services by category.
אִם אֵין אֲנִי לִי, מִי לִי. וּכְשֶׁאֲנִי לְעַצְמִי, מָה אֲנִי. וְאִם לֹא עַכְשָׁיו, אֵימָתַי:
He [Rabbi Hillel] used to say: If I am not for me, who will be for me? And when I am for myself alone, what am I? And if not now, then when?
Pirkei Avos 1:14
Carpentry1
The Crooked Measuring Tape
Carpenter Dovid (fictional)
We measure twice, cut once, and then vote on whether the board was straight to begin with.
Service area: Chelm (fictional)
FICTIONAL DEMONSTRATION — not a real business or service.
Locksmiths1
Chelm Locksmith & Key Misplacement
Binyomin the Locksmith (fictional)
Locked out? We can help you search the pockets you already checked. We also offer decorative keyholes.
Service area: Chelm (fictional)
FICTIONAL DEMONSTRATION — not a real business or service.
Plumbing1
The Bottomless Bucket Plumbing Co.
Mendel the Plumber (fictional)
We fix every leak by moving the bucket directly underneath it. Free estimates, measured in drips.
Service area: Chelm (fictional)
FICTIONAL DEMONSTRATION — not a real business or service.
Roofing1
The Upside-Down Roofing Company
Roofmaster Velvel (fictional)
We install roofs underneath houses so the rain cannot find them. Ask about our basement skylights.
Service area: Chelm (fictional)
FICTIONAL DEMONSTRATION — not a real business or service.
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